Dad Bod — Built By Boys
Built by four boys and zero sleep. For the dad whose physique is a family project.
The Shirt Line
Five designs, printed to order on tees and shipped by our print partner. In v1 the shirts are sold through our Etsy shop — their checkout and fulfillment machinery handles sizing, printing, and shipping. Prices and color options are shown on each listing.
Caulk It And Walk Away
The tradesman's whole philosophy in five words. Construction humor, worn loud.
Swamp Water Sweet Tea
Funny southern shirt with hunting-and-fishing crossover — Georgia outdoors energy.
Night Shift — I Live In Two Time Zones
The highest-niche design in the line: one for the ones awake while the world sleeps.
Coffee First, People Later
Coffee shirt rules for the pre-caffeinated hours. Blue-collar humor, morning edition.
Everywhere the line lives
Etsy shop · Redbubble · TeePublic · Payhip (digital)
Printed apparel is made to order; damaged or misprinted items are replaced or refunded — see the Refunds page.